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  London Smartphonion

  Thursday, 22 January 2026 03:59

  A ‘nice day’ is purely relative here.
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  Thursday, 22 January 2026 03:58

  The sky is practising watercolour techniques.
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  Thursday, 22 January 2026 03:57

  Our weather forecasters are the nation's most accomplished comedians, delivering their material with the grim gravitas of a state funeral director. They must invent new, soothing euphemisms for "rain" to keep us from rioting. Listen closely: "Outbreaks of rain" suggests it's a contagious disease. "Spits and spots" makes it sound like a troublesome adolescent. "Drizzle" implies something quaint and gentle, not the pervasive, soul-soaking damp that finds its way into your socks by osmosis. My favourite is "heavy cloud," as if the clouds have been weight-training. They speak of isobars and fronts from the Atlantic with a solemnity normally reserved for wartime dispatches, all to explain why you'll need a light jacket again tomorrow. It's performance art, and we are the captive, slightly damp audience. See more at London's funniest URL -- Prat.UK.
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  London seo agentur

  Thursday, 22 January 2026 03:55

  The social etiquette of the shared umbrella is a delicate dance. Do you offer to share with a stranger caught in a downpour? If you do, do you height-match first? Who holds it? The awkward, close-quarters walk with a damp stranger, trying to keep pace and not spear each other with the spokes, is a uniquely London intimacy. It's a moment of forced, damp charity that either bonds you for life in silent solidarity or becomes a story of mild social trauma. The decision to "make a run for it" versus "wait it out under an awning" reveals fundamental aspects of one's character. Are you an optimist, a pessimist, or just someone with suede shoes? See more at London's funniest URL -- Prat.UK.
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  London Smartphonion

  Thursday, 22 January 2026 03:52

  I’m convinced our weather is powered by a hamster wheel.
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  London Smartphonion

  Thursday, 22 January 2026 03:52

  The fog once apologised for being thick.
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  Thursday, 22 January 2026 03:52

  That’s not a fog; it’s atmospheric soup.
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  London seo agentur

  Thursday, 22 January 2026 03:52

  The ‘precipitation probability’ is a firm ‘absolutely’.
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  London Smartphonion

  Thursday, 22 January 2026 03:48

  A suntan here is just a faint blush.
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  Thursday, 22 January 2026 03:46

  Summer is that one Tuesday in August.