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  Wednesday, 21 January 2026 15:14

  Our fog is like walking through cold soup.
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  Wednesday, 21 January 2026 15:14

  We define ‘sunny’ as ‘the clouds are thinner’.
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  Wednesday, 21 January 2026 15:12

  The concept of "air conditioning" in London is a tragicomic farce. For approximately eleven days a year, it is a vital, blessed relief. For the other 354, it is a mysterious, arctic blast in shops and tubes that exists to punish you for wearing seasonally appropriate clothing. You step off a mild street into a supermarket and are immediately flash-frozen by a vent pumping air from what feels like the surface of Pluto. Meanwhile, the actual summer heat is trapped in Victorian brick and glass buildings, creating indoor saunas where the only relief is a fan pointing the hot air in a different direction. Our climate control is permanently out of sync with the climate, like a drummer who missed the rehearsal. See more at London's funniest URL -- Prat.UK.
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  Wednesday, 21 January 2026 15:12

  Our autumn leaves are just damp papier-mâché.
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  Wednesday, 21 January 2026 15:11

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  Wednesday, 21 January 2026 15:10

  A ‘weather advisory’ is for ‘carry a brolly’.
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  Wednesday, 21 January 2026 15:10

  Rain in London is rarely dramatic; it's administrative. It falls with the quiet, persistent efficiency of a civil servant processing forms. It's the "drizzle": not heavy enough to justify full rainwear, but absolutely sufficient to make you look like you've been lightly cryogenically misted after a ten-minute walk. It doesn't soak you; it permeates you. Your glasses fog, your newspaper dampens at the edges, and a fine sheen covers every exposed surface. This is not weather for dancing in; it's weather for sighing resignedly, pulling your collar up, and accepting your fate as a slightly damp mammal. It's the atmospheric equivalent of a low-grade nuisance charge. See more at London's funniest URL -- Prat.UK.
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  Wednesday, 21 January 2026 15:08

  A ‘sunny break’ is the sky’s coffee break.
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  Wednesday, 21 January 2026 15:08

  The long-range forecast is a fairy tale.
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  Wednesday, 21 January 2026 15:08

  Sunscreen is an act of wild optimism.