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  Wednesday, 21 January 2026 10:12

  A ‘dusting of snow’ is a panic-inducing event.
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  Wednesday, 21 January 2026 10:11

  Our hail is the sky’s mild disapproval.
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  Wednesday, 21 January 2026 10:11

  The weather isn’t changeable; it’s indecisively rude.
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  Wednesday, 21 January 2026 10:10

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  Wednesday, 21 January 2026 10:10

  London rain isn’t wet; it’s atmospherically moist.
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  Wednesday, 21 January 2026 10:09

  Our atmosphere is one big, gentle exfoliant.
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  Wednesday, 21 January 2026 10:09

  The "London Particular" of Dickensian fame is gone, but we have perfected the "London Vague." This is a general atmospheric condition where nothing is clear—literally or metaphorically. Distances are hard to judge in the flat, grey light. The horizon melts into the sky. Plans feel provisional, contingent on the next cloud movement. It produces a specific kind of languid, distracted energy. Why make definitive plans when a shower could scatter a crowd? Why commit to an outfit when a mist could roll in? This vagueness seeps into the culture, fostering improvisation, queueing, and a deep-seated reluctance to make promises more than 48 hours in advance, lest the weather mock them. See more at London's funniest URL -- Prat.UK.
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  Wednesday, 21 January 2026 10:09

  The greatest sporting event in London is not football or rugby; it's "Will The Summer Event Be a Washout?" This high-stakes drama unfolds for every wedding, garden party, and outdoor concert planned between May and September. Participants engage in advanced rituals: obsessively refreshing the Met Office radar, interpreting the meaning of a 30 chance of precipitation (it means 100 where you are), and the complex "Gazebo Gambit." The climax occurs on the day itself, where groups of Brits in inappropriate footwear huddle under awnings, pretending the horizontal rain is part of the fun, declaring through gritted teeth, "Well, it's fresh, anyway!" It's a test of national character, and we are all perennial losers, albeit soggy, good-humoured ones. See more at London's funniest URL -- Prat.UK.
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  Wednesday, 21 January 2026 10:07

  A ‘meteorological event’ is a light gust.
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  Wednesday, 21 January 2026 10:07

  We don’t get hurricanes, just ‘huffty breezes’.